May 2012
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I would make the worst movie producer ever.
If someone came into my office and said they wanted to do The Great Gatsby in 3D, I would insist that security toss him out in that cartoony heave-ho sort of way.
Hurrayyy, my internet is working normally again.
It was a very complex problem that I solved by jiggling a wire.
Is Tumblr barely working for anyone else or is my...
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communistsextips:
Refer to each other’s genitalia as the “means of production” and then refer to handjobs as “seizing the means of production”.
I just learned YOLO isn't a rapper.
Shut up.
Am I...growing up?
I tried to listen to a new podcast, and I realized that I just can’t be entertained by 4 white nerds talking about video games anymore. What is this? What’s happening?
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I know it's a little late, but I do have to say...
The level of glamour and excitement surrounding the Pawnee city council elections is a little closer to what Senate campaigns look like. Obviously the media response was supposed to be comically overblown, but even things like the election night party at the bar are way over the top. Actual city council elections are about one notch lower than a PTA meeting in terms of fanfare.
I mean, what if...
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
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I wish businesspeople would stop writing books...
You made a company, you didn’t lead the Carthaginians across The Alps. It wasn’t your aura of sublime destiny that made all those software engineers show up for work, it was the paycheck.
Gawker may introduce "sponsored comments." →
In the words of The Pogues:
Fare thee well gone away
There’s nothing left to say
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It's funny how "politically incorrect" has become...
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George R.R. Martin: I think I'll name this new character Tim.
George R.R. Martin: But I'll spell it Tymme.
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“Like George W. Bush, he was an essentially frightened, unloved young man who...”
– Steve Almond, articulating a very important reason to be scared of the prospect of a President Romney, in this article. (via smartasshat)
This is important. (via dearratbastards)
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Parks and Rec was renewed for a full season!
Checkmate atheists.
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I can't believe they're doing a Lone Ranger movie.
You know how you know the 50s were racist? He had a Native American sidekick with him at all times, and they called him The Lone Ranger.
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Yup, this is the darkest of all possible...
Obama to North Carolina: "Suck it."
I have a completely non-ironic man-crush on Jon...
My morning:
Hey, a post about Maurice Sendak on tumblr.
Hey, a second post about Maurice Sendak, that’s an odd coincidence.
Hey, a third…oh no. Oh God no.
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Does anyone else think that Pete slept with a...
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The Avengers seem like a pretty unbalanced team.
I mean they have Thor, the Norse god of lightning. Not a superhero who took the name Thor, the real actual Thor.
They also have a guy who’s good at archery.
I feel like this team could be streamlined a bit.
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raccoonwounds replied to your post: I’m trying to figure out what 50 Shades Of Grey is.
I’m pretty sure she originally wrote it as a Twilight fan fiction and then changed the names to publish it. No joke.
Once again, this is something I had read before and assumed it was part of the mockery. Told ya that would happen again with me.